Anonymous asked for them to do more actors.
oh yeah, and the nine year old has just announced that she’s going to have more than one husband and if we don’t support her than we don’t truly love her.“HE LOOKS LIKE AN EMO BUTLER”
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I don’t watch Supernatural and what
The fuck. Is going on.jesus christ this kid is on disney channel now
“FRECKLES was mean to me.”
Freckles. So she killed him.
(Source: jensens14thfreckle, via sanityslayer)
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
“i am the future”
“I AM THE FUTURE”
YO I HATE 2 BURST UR BUBBLE BUT
ppl in latin america have done this for fucking ever
gringos late to the party as always!!!
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Sometimes the jokes write themselves
(Source: drunkonstephen, via sniff-my-knickers)
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG
“I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”??? Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now? What happened to equal rights?
Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude!
I would have literally screamed at him/her.
Ok, I don’t normally add my input to this but… ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! DO YOU GUYS SEE THE LAST THING THIS TEACHER FUCKING PUT?! DO YOU?! PLEASE HAVE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN SIGN HERE AFTER READING THIS INDICATING THEY KNOW YOU NEED HELP.
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?! I’m sooooo damn sorry that apparently writing a story about a same sex couple means we need help. LOOKS LIKE OVER HALF OF TUMBLR NEEDS HELP GUYS. WE NEED TO GO TO THERAPY BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO SHOW THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BOY AND A FUCKING GIRL TO BE A COUPLE. LOVE IS LOVE, GOD DAMN IT. YOU EVEN SAID THEY SOUNDED LIKE A CUTE COUPLE. THEN YOU HAD TO BE A DOUCHE BAG AND ADD IN IF ONE OF THEM WAS A GIRL.
If your student wants to write about a same sex couple YOU LET THEM FUCKING DO IT.I would love to see if (s)he were to write this on a student’s paper who has same sex parents and the story was about their parents. OH I HOPE TO GOD IT HAPPENS.
Because then this teacher could have a bitch fit, seeing two male or two female signatures and be all like ‘OH, IS THIS A FREAKING JOKE?! THESE ARE YOUR CHARACTER’S SIGNATURES, YOU OBVIOUSLY DID THIS YOURSELF.’ And the student would say,
‘No. I wrote the story with my parents. You can call them.’ And the teacher will call for a parent teacher meeting with BOTH parents, and oh my God, it would be beautiful. I’m sorry, but this pisses me the fuck off. Don’t you dare go tell a child that they need help for something they fucking wrote as a project. You gave a good grade, they haven’t done anything or shown any signs of needing help right? You just can’t fucking stand same sex couples, because you are a closed minded little asshole, who wants to judge everyone else because of it. GOOD NIGHT, I’M DONE. SCREW THE WORLD, SCREW HUMANITY. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT IT HAS GOTTEN TO LEAD EVEN TO THIS.
^^
FUCKING THANK YOU.
THIS IS SO WRONG FUCK EVERYTHING
Are you fucking serious
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A waiter at a restaurant buys food and feeds a disabled homeless man with his own hands in Karachi, Pakistan. (Photo by Hassan Rizvi)
Empathy and humility
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English Pronunciation
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
[source]
I think this is my new favourite poem ever.i can read this just fine, considering i english is my only language
but fuck i see what people complain about goddamn .__.
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he said all tattoos have to have meaning well it seems like none of his shit tattoos have meaning what the fuck does a owl mean to you? lol its a unoriginal tattoo many wannabe rockstars have all your tats where shit
The owl was for his daughter because she had owls painted on her nursery. Kenadee meant the world to Mitch and the fact that you’re bashing on his tattoos without even knowing what they mean makes you a grade A+ cunt.
Thank you Gabe <3
good job Gabe
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R.I.P. music
1910 - 2011
ghetto music but good and relaxing like akon dont matter
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